That awkward moment when you don’t know if a car is going to let you cross.

j4ckkme0ff:

kimig11-riker6:

rikerr5:

dumbhumanlikeyou-:

image

this.

hahahaha

EXACT REACTION OMG

omfg 267% accurate

the-stoner-sage:

thotfulpsycho:

epic lol

Ayyyy this is spirit Halloween and I used to work here 😭😭

reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

marshmallowknight:

what i am not:

  • a girl
  • a boy

what i am:

  • unholy spawn of darkness and fear
  • dreaded by all who encounter me
  • kinda hungry

perspectave:

i can’t wait until i’m older and have a serious relationship like think of how much fun that would be every single night would be like a sleepover with your best friend and you could make pancakes at 3 in the morning and uncontrollably snuggle when you’re bored  

jpnvines:

笑笑笑。 #Funnies #リメイク #iphone #着信音 〜 ささぽち

Hahaha. #Funnies #remake #iphone #ringtone 〜 ささぽち

let me introduce myself

1. the meaning behind my url
2. a picture of me
3. tattoos i have
4. last time i cried and why
5. piercings i have
6. favorite band
7. biggest turn off(s)
8. top 5 (insert subject)
9. tattoos i want
10. biggest turn on(s)
11. age
12. ideas of a perfect date
13. life goal(s)
14. piercings i want
15. relationship status
16. favorite movie
17. a fact about my life
18. phobia
19. middle name
20. anything you want to ask

fucking owwww why is this pain happening 

my fucking vagina hurts??? im dying 

freddyskrueger:

Weight Limit


fuck racism too

fuck racism too

brotoro:

this is my aesthetic i need a screen that plays JUST THIS on my gravestone

dutchster:

gordon ramsay congratulates a contestant